Federal Examiner Prints

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Smart Arse"

"Curiosity."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'