Feathered Guests Manager T-Shirts

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Parrot

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'