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'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Canada Goose