Feather Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Family with pets.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Toys

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'