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"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Family with pets.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Help me!

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'