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'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The woodpecker is extra.'

'The Purbrights aren't snobs, they're birdwatchers.'

Family with pets.

Meat eating man faced with gigantic chicken

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Between the two of them, Lew and his birds could see just about everywhere at once, thus ensuring never missing out on any of the FUN!

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."