Feather Pen Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I gotta get smaller peacocks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Parrot

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."