Feast Lover Gifts

Unfortunately, Tom isn't aware that he's being fattened up for Thanksgiving Dinner...

"Hit it. I'm hungry."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Once again the atheist gets the drumstick!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

Earth Mother

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Ice skating boyfriends

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Seventh Birthday

"Separate checks, please."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Top floor, please.'