Fearsome Leader Pillows

'I love an employee who withers under my touch.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

The Board of Fear

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

'I see you've met Butch.'

'Oh dear.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Horrible things!

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

'I fired them all. 2.437 of them. I'll go it alone.'

'Next!'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'Be careful, she's like a dog, she can smell fear.'

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."