Fearless Femme Pillows

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

The Board of Fear

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Zoo dentist.

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'