Fearful Fellows Pillows

"No, it's not a spider, Mr. Macho, it's a bit of lint from your sock!"

"Here we are."

Cat in a tank...

Chiller Theatre

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Pencil eraser."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Horror writer.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'I love an employee who withers under my touch.'

'I see you've met Butch.'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Oh dear.'

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

"There was a bee."

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Horrible things!

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'I've got a fear of needles'

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"I think there's something out there."