Fear Of Flying Gifts

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Here we are."

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

Horror writer.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

Scary Movies!

In Case of Emergency

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'Yes - He's armed.'

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"I'm thinking of making a career change into fearmongering."

"I think there's something out there."

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

'I'll need your name, address and social-security number to sell you that book, sir.' - Man purchasing book 'Coping with homeland security'.