Fear Navigators Gifts

'Could you leave the door open? I get claustrophobia.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Emergency Phone.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

A dream of consequence

"Pencil eraser."

Try not to worry.

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Clown Nightmares

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Circus Act

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Second Thoughts Wedding

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Falling

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."