Fear-fighting Humorists Prints

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Well, we got the grant."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Transylvanian Snails.

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Newton discovers surrealism

Superhero with Acrophobia

'I'm organic.'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

Gender Reveal

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Robot porn.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Busking Elephant

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'