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The Propaganda Machine.

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Horror writer.

'Mice escaped again@?'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

'Don't hurt it.'

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'