Fda Inspector Pillows

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"I'm going in."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Horse meat scandal.

Food inspection results