Fbi Agent Pillows

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

"There've been some cutbacks in the witness protection program since you agreed to participate."

"Longtime listeners, first-time callers."

'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'

Bodyguards doing their duty.

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'

'I'm sorry, but only FBI agents may order Jelly Supremes...'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'Tell us how you really finance this free egg give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Agent Hicks, you've got a mole'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'You have to admit - this is a very THOROUGH witness protection program.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"That's him! That's the man who sold me used FBI detectors. He said they were reliable

4 Great Ways to Fail

"I don't like it either, but at least we're getting paid again."

"I brought you here to thwart the surveillance team's lip readers, Johnny, not to entertain us with your stupid act."

FBI evidences

Trump puts the FBI in jail.

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

"Are those FBI agents here to protect the polling places or to affect the election outcome?"