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'Thanks,Mister Higgs-I needed THAT!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Feel free to take notes."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Growth Charts

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

Father

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

My daddy ate my homework

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

"He looks so much like his dad."

Skateboard

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Which one is yours?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'