Fatherhood Stories Mugs

'Thanks,Mister Higgs-I needed THAT!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Feel free to take notes."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"WHich one is mine?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Growth Charts

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

My daddy ate my homework

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Father

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Which one is yours?"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Skateboard

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"