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'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

First Steps

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

Love for the family

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I bet you miss your brother."

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

Three happy men

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."