Father Of The Bride's Toast Mugs

"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Champagne

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Speech

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Pint

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"To toast!"

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Wine Lovers

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"I guess I just always imagined I'd be givin' you the perfect shotgun wedding."

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Pachelbel at weddings

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

'Have ideals, fine - bit never let them cloud your business judgement.'

"I never thought I'd see the day when Mummy would pat you on the head."

'She's trying to lessen our carbon footprint. She's burning the toast on only one side now.'

"Bad news...I took all of your wedding pictures on one of those snap apps that erases them after ten seconds."

'Toasters don't make toast, people make toast...'