Father Of The Bride's Toast Pillows

"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Champagne

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Speech

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Pint

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

Pint

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Wine Lovers

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

"I guess I just always imagined I'd be givin' you the perfect shotgun wedding."

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."

Pachelbel at weddings

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

"I never thought I'd see the day when Mummy would pat you on the head."

'Have ideals, fine - bit never let them cloud your business judgement.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'She's trying to lessen our carbon footprint. She's burning the toast on only one side now.'

"Bad news...I took all of your wedding pictures on one of those snap apps that erases them after ten seconds."