Father Interested In History Pillows

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Lucky Stars.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Where does this go?'

Ad Valorem

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Trump Memorial

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Campaign 2010.

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

'I'm commuting your sentence - We'll still cut your head off, but we won't carry it around on a pike.'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Class War by Other Means

The world's oldest braided rug

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You

The small servant's dinner

'In the whole history of colonialism, who established the most colonies?'