Brother Interested In History Pillows

'Where does this go?'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Election Strategy

Ad Valorem

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

1998: A Look Back

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

"I never read Mein Kampf. My dad read it to me. I liked when he did the voices."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'It wasn't that close...'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Campaign 2010.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'