Fastener Fans Prints

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Maraschino, Inc.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Cat Yoga.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

"And this is where the magic happens."

Scranton the Ride

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

'I hate daylight saving time!'

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'