Fasting Fan Prints

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Starvation Watching

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Fancy a swift half?'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

Virtual reality platform.

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Train ride simulator.

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

Fast Bowler

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

Weather forecaster

Merv Hughes, Australian Fast Bowler.