Fuel Fans Prints

ATM.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Underwater on the Car

Fetching some fuel.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Woo-hoo!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

There's no real oil emergency...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Prison Ships

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Ducks crossing.

Car on bike.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Please don't run out of gas...

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'Green technology?'

Finishing Line

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"