Fast Typist Aficionado Prints

I can type 500 words per minute.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Nice graphics.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

General Writing War and Peace

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Homes of the font designers

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Snail Writer

'Sorry, you're not my type'

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B