Speedy Typists Prints

"Look, it's either 50 words a minute - or 5, if you want them spelt correctly!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Snail Writer

'Where's the autocorrect?'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'Sorry about some of the punctuation -- I haven't learned the top row of the keyboard yet.'

Shorthand

Mobster Typo

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'I can take 400 words per minute.'

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

I can type 500 words per minute.

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

'I can type 120 words a minute. Of course none of them are spelt right!'

'The 'M' is just a smidgen too close to the 'P'!'

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"I can't type, but I can post 75 emoticons per minute."

Cartoon of Eggs.

"Relax, that was no explosion! My daughter texting at the speed of sound caused a sonic boom."

Punch Initials - C