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'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

Fast Food Menu Selections

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Olympic Torch Training

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'Stampede!!'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Second to Nun

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Fast food

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Olympic athlete 2008.

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Jedward's next dance routine.

"Don't forget bib number!"

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'