Fast-paced Living Prints

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I shop, therefore I am."

i-teddy

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Coffee overload.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

Speed reading class.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."