Fast-paced Living Prints

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I shop, therefore I am."

i-teddy

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Astronaut Selfie.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Decaf, Sid?"

'Coffee overload.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

Speed reading class.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

'We met on Speed Date and broke off on Twitter.'

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."