Fast-footed Friar Pillows

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Drive-thru Church

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Internet Search- Find God

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

The Pope tweets

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'No thanks, today's a fasting day.'

'Thank God it's Monday.'

Hop-scotching monk.

"The Pope said nope!"

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll have a Papal account?'

She says my feet stink. What do you think, Goldie?

'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'

'Father Touy here is our diocese pilot.'

"New drive-thru confessional!"