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Your Guide to Winning Movember

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"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Likes Makes Right

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Greece

A cavalier gentleman.

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

African Python bag.

'Look designer pollution.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

"What?"

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

Deadly fashion

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Ok, settle down, who saw the customer first?

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

'Lady, please! It's been 45 minutes! Aren't you ready yet?'

'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.'