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"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Ariana Grande caricature

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Pizza London Eye

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Do-over

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Bathing suit.

Trending wise.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony