Fashionista Liberator Pillows

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Ariana Grande caricature

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'Too dressy?'

Tank color choices.

Do-over

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Pizza London Eye

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Bathing suit.

Trending wise.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'I want nice man-bag.'

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."