Cruelty-free Fashionista T-Shirts

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

Queen of Upcycling!

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"You are one sick rabbit."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Animal cosmetic testing

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Trending wise.

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

African Python bag.

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

'Look designer pollution.'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"What?"

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'