Fashionista Bird Lover Gifts

Hoody Woodpecker.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat Tie

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Penguin