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"I feel Glyndebourne no longer agrees with one's natural pearls."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Champagne

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

String Quartet

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

House Plant Party

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

One year of planning, planting and weeding! The garden it at its peak! It's time to let others enjoy it. Would you please deliver these invitations to my neighbors? Umm

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Garden Party