Fashionably Late T-Shirts

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"How about fashionably never?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

QR tattoo.

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

Young Frankenstein

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

Three Unwise Men

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"I said, you missed a belt loop."