Fashionably Foolish T-Shirts

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Poisson d'Avril!

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'You'll grow into it!'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"Dad."

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"How weird is it?"

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

Three Unwise Men

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

Bean Boots

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...