Fashionably Late Lover T-Shirts

"How about fashionably never?"

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Relaxing on a sofa

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Friday night was always sext night.

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Modern Charm

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Late Night TV

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Lady lush has another busy day."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

It's very sixties.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

5-hour relationship drug.

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

"Don't waste your ammo pal, we're just f**k buddies."

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."