Fashionable Riders Mugs

Boris Bike

Skipping Horse

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

A horse contemplates what to wear

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"I like you in a tie."

Motorbike

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

Crufts

Miss Motormouth

Y'know, somedays I feel like going dor a bike ride, but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough.

'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'

"I knew coming back into the office would present problems..."

'Hey ladies! Check out my go faster stripes!'

"For Flora, matching the shoes to the outfit is always a challenge!"