Fashionable Environmentalist Pillows

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Where Pleather Comes From

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."