Fashionable Environmentalist Pillows

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Lily Costume

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Happy St. Patrick's Day

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'