Fashion Upgrade Pillows

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Postes Modernes

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Bag Lady.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."