Fashion Time Traveler T-Shirts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Well, they're back in fashion now, and I thought you might want to pick them up...."

"No, this photo is your Grandpa at the prom. That one is me as the clown in the school play. The suits look similar."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I don't know who you are!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'