Fashion Time Traveler Pillows

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Well, they're back in fashion now, and I thought you might want to pick them up...."

"No, this photo is your Grandpa at the prom. That one is me as the clown in the school play. The suits look similar."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sundial Time

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"I don't know who you are!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'