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In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Utility Chic.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Trendies, INC

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Note the bold use of gray.'