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In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I'll take it!'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Trendies, INC

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Utility Chic.

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'They're pinching my toes!'

Fashion Nursery School

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'