Fashion Police Recruit Pillows

"No trainers!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hipster Police Department

"I just love these casual fridays."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

The Moth Menace.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

"Come back after you've gained a few pounds."

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Missing socks squad.

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

"You've got to admit—he looks good."