Fashion Police Recruit Pillows

"No trainers!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hipster Police Department

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

The Moth Menace.

"Come back after you've gained a few pounds."

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Brace yourself, mom. Someone posted compromising photos of your son online. What? Show me! Warning they're gross. My little Teddy?! With a Justin Bieber haircut? Told you they were nasty.

This is a place of work, Harris. Go home and change.

Missing socks squad.

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

'Where are the jockey shorts?'