Fashion Police Fan Pillows

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"He did it!"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

The Investigation

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Hipster Police Department

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Moon Line UP

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit