Fashion Police Fan Prints

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

The Investigation

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Moon Line UP

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hipster Police Department

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Hired Morning Suit

'You got a search warrant?'