Fashion Meets Practicality Gifts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Matching Outfits

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

Sweet Sue/Lawyer

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Health and safety need you to put rubber tips on your arrows and replace the angel tears in your love potion with saline."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

The Urban Utility Belt

Using Science In Fashion Design

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

Fat man's expanding waist swallows up his belt.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

'I'm a human purse.'

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

'We must pick through lunch, sometime.'

'I need something that will make me sound as if I've lost weight.'